Famous Presidential Lies Contest

Written by, To The Point News

LBJ:

•             We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)

 Nixon:

•             I am not a crook

 

GHW Bush:

•             Read my lips - No New Taxes

 

Clinton:

•             I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski

GW Bush:

•             Iraq has weapons of mass destruction

 

Obama:

•             I will have the most transparent administration in history.

•             The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.

•             I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.

•             The IRS is not targeting anyone.

•             It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.

•             I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".

•             You didn't build that!

•             I will restore trust in Government.

•             The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.

•             The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk

•             It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.

•             Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration

•             We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest

•             I am not spying on American citizens.

•             Obama Care will be good for America.

•             You can keep your family doctor.

•             Premiums will be lowered by $2500.

•             If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.

•             It's just like shopping at Amazon. \

•             I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.

•             I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.

•             I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.

•             I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.

•             And, I have never lived with that uncle.  He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.

•             If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.

•             If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.

•             I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.

•             I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.

And the biggest one of all:

•             "I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."

I believe we have a winner!

 

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